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[size=2][color=blue][b]Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.[/b][/color][/size]

[[i] 本帖最后由 tinalijing 于 2008-5-17 12:39 编辑 [/i]]

呵呵，有点不明白呀.
俺水平有限呀!!

[quote]原帖由 [i]lujingbaby[/i] 于 2008-5-17 11:06 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=14568323&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
呵呵，有点不明白呀.
俺水平有限呀!! [/quote]


如何致富？

　　弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

　　姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣嘛。给你五分钱。

　　弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

[[i] 本帖最后由 jessicatsang 于 2008-5-24 11:31 编辑 [/i]]

我也认为不好笑.可能水平有限,看不懂.

[quote]原帖由 [i]Alinn[/i] 于 2008-5-17 11:11 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=14568480&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我也认为不好笑.可能水平有限,看不懂. [/quote]
:') 算了,咱換一個

[color=Blue][size=2][b] Difference

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."[/b][/size][/color]




“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”

[[i] 本帖最后由 jessicatsang 于 2008-5-27 20:24 编辑 [/i]]

难道是说这个月他很多才看到::弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。!!
1.25/0.05=25 次哦~;P

[quote]原帖由 [i]jessicatsang[/i] 于 2008-5-17 10:55 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=14567874&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

Little brother: That makes a  ... [/quote]
Funny:lol :lol , the little boy has given a sign that his elder sister has changed 25 boyfriends within a month, that's
funny!

[color=Blue][size=2][b]g.w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?

doctor:   your brain is perfectly ok.

w.bush:   how come?

doctor:   you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and lift brain.

w.bush:   and?
　
doctor:   but yours is even far better than all the others.

w.bush:   oh?
　　
doctor:    yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but  yours is an exception.

w.bush:   tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head  of USA. I hope.
　　
doctor:    sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is  nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in  your right brain.[/b][/size][/color]

haha，it is fuuny

doctor:    sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is  nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in  your right brain.


左脑全是错的东西，而右脑时什么都没有？

第一个蛮搞笑！

haha .i had saw this chatper .i think very funny ...

....................................................................................:L

[[i] 本帖最后由 jessicatsang 于 2008-5-19 14:36 编辑 [/i]]

LZ以后可以把帖子不断的更新,如果可以的话,我就把这个帖子设置高亮了.:)

it is very funny!

[quote]原帖由 [i]jessicatsang[/i] 于 2008-5-17 10:55 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=14567874&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

Little brother: That makes a  ... [/quote]
That is so funny.HEHE

[color=Blue][size=2][b]Sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?" [/b][/size][/color]







安眠药

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”

“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”

[[i] 本帖最后由 jessicatsang 于 2008-5-27 20:25 编辑 [/i]]

加菲猫语录

[color=Blue][size=2][b]Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.


　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

　　“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

　　“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

　　“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?

　　努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

　　“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!

　　工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

　　When two’s company, three’s the result!

　　两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

　　The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。[/b][/size][/color]

[[i] 本帖最后由 jessicatsang 于 2008-5-22 17:25 编辑 [/i]]

So funny they r!;P ;P ;P

;P ;P  GOOD :victory:

[quote]原帖由 [i]ym2008ym[/i] 于 2008-5-22 10:56 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=14689655&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
;P ;P  GOOD :victory: [/quote]


拨得暸个恰噶 !!!!熟悉的不得了:P

[b][size=2][size=2][/size][color=Blue]The Climate here doesn't agree with me

The local weatherman wa often in his forecasts,so he applied for a transfer.

"Why do you want to be transferred ?" wrote the headquarters.

"Because ,"the forecaster answered ,"the climate here doesn't agree with me ."[/color][/size][/b]

太经典了


搞笑:P

Behind every successful man, there is a man
　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人    ???????

[quote]原帖由 [i]ziyuebingqing[/i] 于 2008-5-22 17:22 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=14709942&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Behind every successful man, there is a man
　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人    ??????? [/quote]


:$ 你眼睛夠亮,我編輯好了.

[color=Magenta]Behind every successful man,there is a woman ,And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.[/color]

[[i] 本帖最后由 jessicatsang 于 2008-5-22 18:44 编辑 [/i]]

[color=Blue][size=2][b]                                                    a whole hour

Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was purple with rage.

　　"It's ten o'clock," screamed the boss, "you were supposed to be here at nine. What happened?"

　　"I'm sorry," explained Mr. Brown, "I fell out of ten-story window."

　　"That took you a whole hour?"









　　整整一小时

　　布朗先生上班整整迟到了一小时，

　　他衣衫不整，浑身青紫，一只胳膊上还打着绷带。他的老板怒火冲天。

　　“现在已经十点了，”老板咆哮着，“你九点钟就应该来的。到底发生了什么事？”

　　“对不起，”布朗先生解释道，“我从10层楼的窗户里摔下去了。”

　　“难道那也要用整整一个小時?"[/b][/size][/color]

Funny:) :) :)

[size=2][b]    [color=Blue]                                          always me

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
　　The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"


　　The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"

　　The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"

　　The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"

　　The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"[/b][/size]

　　





[size=2]                                         总是我

　　一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼，谁要吃呢？”

　　大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

　　父亲接着说：“明天我要杀一口猪，谁要吃呢？”

　　又是大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”

　　父亲又说：“明天我们要耕地，谁想耕地呢？”

　　大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我，这次还是让其他人来做吧。”[/color][/size]

hahaha, so funny!