呵呵，顶一个．
不过老外的笑话不如中国的笑话好笑．也许是存在着语言方面的差异．
中国笑话，让老外翻译出来也许也不怎么好笑．

[quote]原帖由 [i]tanya.805[/i] 于 2008-5-23 10:28 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=14723131&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
呵呵，顶一个．
不过老外的笑话不如中国的笑话好笑．也许是存在着语言方面的差异．
中国笑话，让老外翻译出来也许也不怎么好笑． [/quote]

應該更多的是因為 ...cultural difference..

so funny.hehe:D

[color=Blue][size=2][b]Getting sick



You're application says you left your last job because of sickness. Could you explain that please? "

"Certainly. My boss got sick of me." [/b][/size][/color]

I can't understanded.

[quote]原帖由 [i]Bobsun[/i] 于 2008-5-24 10:49 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=14757426&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
I can't understanded. [/quote]

Which one ?:L  :L

[b][color=Blue][size=2]Two men were facing each other on the train.

First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can't hear a word.

Second man : I wasn't speaking. I was only chewing gum.[/size][/color][/b]




Monday morning .hope you all have a good day .

[b][/b][color=Blue]Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.


　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.[/color]



　　昂贵的代价

　　牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

　　母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？

　　牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。

[b][color=Blue][size=2]As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!" [/b]





一個陌生人走进一家乡间小商店，看到玻璃门上帖着的一个告示牌上写着，“危险! 小心有狗!”。进去后，他看到一条样子一点都不凶的老狗趴在收款机旁边的地板上睡觉。 “这就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊？” 陌生人问店主。“是，就是他”，店主回答。 听到这个回答， 陌生人觉得很好笑。“我觉得那条狗一点都不可怕。 你帖那个告示做什么？” “因为，” 店主解释说，“在我帖告示之前， 大伙老被他绊倒。”[/size][/color]

:D :D
so funny!

ah ......


so funny  ......

[quote]弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。 [/quote]

这里的一块两毛五怎么说呀？

[quote]原帖由 [i]victoria123[/i] 于 2008-5-17 16:04 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=14576836&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
doctor:    sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is  nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in  your right brain.


左脑全是错的东西，而右脑时什么都没有？ [/quote]

哈哈，真搞笑。:lol :lol

[color=Blue][size=2][b]Counting some sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night," complains the man.

"Have you tried counting sheep?" inquired the doctor.

The accountant replied, "That's the problem, Doc. I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!"[/b][/size][/color]

[[i] 本帖最后由 jessicatsang 于 2008-6-4 20:35 编辑 [/i]]

have a good time
:lol

[quote]原帖由 [i]W.C[/i] 于 2008-6-4 20:45 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=15087906&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
have a good time
:lol [/quote]
你的理想真特別,;P       ;P

;P ;P ;P 太经典了，搞笑了，尤其是那个：我们都应该热爱动物，因为很好吃:lol :lol 哈哈哈哈，太搞笑了，very funny:$

[quote]原帖由 [i]mangguohui[/i] 于 2008-6-5 13:28 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=15106319&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
;P ;P ;P 太经典了，搞笑了，尤其是那个：我们都应该热爱动物，因为很好吃:lol :lol 哈哈哈哈，太搞笑了，very funny:$ [/quote]
:lol              :lol  加菲猫 的名言;P  ;P

[quote]原帖由 [i]jessicatsang[/i] 于 2008-6-5 14:35 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=15109789&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

:lol              :lol  加菲猫 的名言;P  ;P [/quote]

我都不记得啦，哈哈:$ ，怎么不继续了呀，楼主干啥去啦:@

[quote]原帖由 [i]mangguohui[/i] 于 2008-6-11 13:58 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=15253111&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


我都不记得啦，哈哈:$ ，怎么不继续了呀，楼主干啥去啦:@ [/quote]
哦....呆會繼續  :hug:

[color=Blue][size=2][b]A phone call to FBI

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.

FBI  :"Hello?"

A :"Hello,is that FBI?"

FBI : "Yes. What do you want ?"

A :"I'm calling you to report my neighbor Tom. he is hiding marijuana in his firewood"

FB I:"This will be noted."

Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood,find no marijuana,swear at Tom and leave.

the phone rings at Tom's house.

A :"Hey,Tom!Did the FBI come?"

TOM :"Yeah!"

A: "Did they chop your firewood ?"

TOM : "Yeah they did ."

A: "OKay now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."[/b][/size][/color]





美国联邦调查局总部的电话响了



”你好?””你好,是美国联邦调查局吗?””是的,请问有什么事么??”



“我想向你们报告我的邻居汤姆,他正在把一些毒品藏到他的木柴里”



“那确实是应该报告我们的.”第二天, 美国联邦调查局的工作人员来到汤姆的家里,他们找到了他放木柴的小棚,破坏了每一片木材,却没有任何发现,然后在一片对汤姆的咒骂中离开了.



汤姆家的电话响了，“嘿，汤姆，联邦调查局的人来过了么？“是的” “他们弄碎了你的木头么？”“是的，他们这样做了。” “好吧，现在换你打电话了，我的花园需要有人来帮忙犁一下地了。”

[[i] 本帖最后由 jessicatsang 于 2008-6-11 16:18 编辑 [/i]]

HEHE,SO FUNNY

[color=Blue][size=2][b]                           I am younger than you !


　Father :　I can't stand that，do you know why I'll punish you sternly？

   Son:　I don't know.

　Father :Because you beat the younger child. I'll never let it happen again.

   Son :But I'm younger than you, you can't beat me any way！[/b][/size][/color]

　F:　 太不像话了！我要严厉惩罚你，你知道为什么吗？
   S:    我不知道。
   F:    因为你打了比你小的孩子，我绝不能允许这种事情再次发生。
　S:　 可是，我也比你小啊，你也不能打我！

there is  nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in  your right brain.

;P

[quote]原帖由 [i]jessicatsang[/i] 于 2008-6-11 14:35 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=15254956&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

哦....呆會繼續  :hug: [/quote]


嘿嘿:$ ，继续努力呀，我天天关注一下:L ，哈哈哈;P

[quote]原帖由 [i]mangguohui[/i] 于 2008-6-11 16:10 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=15260234&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]



嘿嘿:$ ，继续努力呀，我天天关注一下:L ，哈哈哈;P [/quote]
謝謝捧場 .:kiss:

[quote]原帖由 [i]jessicatsang[/i] 于 2008-6-11 16:17 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=15260731&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]

謝謝捧場 .:kiss: [/quote]


today？？:o ，please go on, thanks:P

[quote]原帖由 [i]mangguohui[/i] 于 2008-6-12 09:57 发表 [url=http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=15275959&ptid=1137925][img]http://bbs.fobshanghai.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]



today？？:o ，please go on, thanks:P [/quote]
OK !             :hug:

[color=Blue][size=2][b]Where is the key of the drawer？

Teacher: "Everybody！Examination is coming tomorrow！

           Test paper is locked in my drawer！Review your lessons carefully after going back home！

　　     Any question？"

One student :"Yes！Where is the key of the drawer？"[/b][/size][/color]




老師"同学们！明天要考试了哈！试卷锁在我的抽屉里！回家后好好复习啊！还有问题吗？"



學生:"有，我有！抽屉钥匙在哪儿？"

[b][/b][color=Red][size=2]When your friend comes to  smell his flowers[/size][/color]

[color=Blue]Two Americans laid a wreath on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby,

a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman.
One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?"

The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."[/color]




当你的朋友来闻花香的时候

两个美国人在一个朋友的墓前献上鲜花，这时他们看到附近一个日本人在朋友的墓前放了一些米饭。

一个美国人问道：“你觉得你的朋友什么时候能来吃这些米饭呢？”

日本人答道：“当你的朋友来闻这些花香的时候."